Three-Sentence Backgrounds for PCs

And thus Vladimir falls: After a devious ambush by a group of pirates traps the Mighty Get 'Em Gang in an undead-infested tomb, the gang struggles to fight it's way out of danger. Vladimir died keeping a horde of horrible phantoms from finishing off the already-heavily wounded rest of the Mighty Get 'Em Gang. His sacrifice slowed down the phantoms enough, that Smack 'Em and Wulfred managed to chase off the remaining undead. For his sacrifice, Vladimir was…stripped of all his valuables, and left to rot in the tomb. Kormack was right, you guys suck. Vladimir hates you guys…hates you guys so very, very much. If he wasn't such a devout priest of Pelor, Vladimir would come back to haunt the party.