Assignment Infinity

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Those guvmint folks gave us a big old sack of cash. I even got a pile cause I shot all those bastids so good and chucked that bomb.

 I bought an awesome pocket watch! It was one hunred doloers.

Grampa let me buy a cool flare gun too. Course I got a bullet proof vest. We had so much cash they made it special for me. 

Granpa got a crazy new stationwagon! It's got room for me in the back and Angel and uncle whatshisname in the front.

 I can roll down the window it was good to because we got attacked by giant stupid bunny rabbits! Angel and me killede them and Angel even made me a bunny suit of the monsters skin. It was sure neat-o!
 
Then we met some boy scouts. They were poopy. Not one had a gun or even smoked. I shot a couple stupid rabbits and saved their dumb scout hides. I should get a badge.

We found the bad rabbit guy and me and granpa got him cornered after that weird new guy just straight shot him dead in the head twice! That damn commie still didn't go down though. Me and gramps hammered on  him but it took everyone to put that jerk down for good. I was bummed because I didn't get to trade for his buuny skin. I hate those jerk monster butt bullies.

 I have to watch out for them spy cameras flying around too. I think they might catch me and angel if we ain't careful. That new guys weird too. I hope he's a friend, like angel.


There was supposed to be Lizards!

 Granpa tooka call from the Monster Butt Heads and we was runnin offta Las Vegas to kill Lizard Men! We got on the road likity split.
  Uncle Finster gave me some yummy candy.
 I was sittin in the back when a skull head demon attacked us on the road.
 Angel kilt him right off. 
Then the little devils just squirted out the trunk like a fountain. I hate em and Ipromised to stab em all to death.
 I stabbed a whole lot! We got to Los Vegas and the dumb guy wasn't there. But we met Jerry Lewis and that other guy and we Saved there lifes. 
Then we totally beat the snot out the owlbear lizard wizard and his dumd waterowlbear robots and a whole crap load of little devils.
 Grandmas gonna be mad when she sees all the new scratches on Gramps car.

Granpa bought me a MONKEY! I really though it was neat-o till all he did was pull his weiner and poop. And he likes to throw his poop. We killed a bunch of beatniks this week. I'm glad to help gramps kill them nasty jerks.

I can feel my powers growing stronger. I can hardly wait to kill some more of those stupid monsters. I better not shoot my tommy gun around unkle Frank though cause he sure seems to always be in the way.