| The Ancient Inca Aztec Gods of the Andes are a galactic powerhouse, who have who have used their massive technological, financial, and military advantages over the bulk of the universe to become a multi-sensory entertainment provider. Earth has been a favorite target of one of their 'reality' shows, known roughly as "Primitive Dopes". Using technology so advanced as to appear magical, they will find a real knucklehead jerk (or the offspring of a knucklehead jerk), imbue them with powers far beyond the ken of normal humanity, inform them through some sort of 'prophet' (who is often a creation of the gods themselves) they are 'The Chosen One', and then unleash them on the primitive world. All the while using their technology to film his clumsy, often annoying, exploits. The program is so popular with the universe that The Ancient Inca Aztec Gods of the Andes have been filming it for tens of thousands of seasons. They are assisting with fighting the supernatural on Earth partly to protect one of their most prominent filing locations, but mostly because it might make for an interesting new programs. | The Ancient Inca Aztec Gods of the Andes are a galactic powerhouse, who have who have used their massive technological, financial, and military advantages over the bulk of the universe to become a multi-sensory entertainment provider. Earth has been a favorite target of one of their 'reality' shows, known roughly as "Primitive Dopes". Using technology so advanced as to appear magical, they will find a real knucklehead jerk (or the offspring of a knucklehead jerk), imbue them with powers far beyond the ken of normal humanity, inform them through some sort of 'prophet' (who is often a creation of the gods themselves) they are 'The Chosen One', and then unleash them on the primitive world. All the while using their technology to film his clumsy, often annoying, exploits. The program is so popular with the universe that The Ancient Inca Aztec Gods of the Andes have been filming it for tens of thousands of seasons. They are assisting with fighting the supernatural on Earth partly to protect one of their most prominent filming locations, but mostly because it might make for an interesting new programs. |
