In Ozzy's Words:

My Dudes,
I’m Wellfred, but my friends all call me Ozzy. I have pledged my stringed battle axe and all that I am to the service of a new deity - Trogdor! This lord of music and revelry calls on me to be the best I can be in all things.

I’m proud of my appearance. I keep my beard trimmed close and my hair done just so. My sword glints with magical radiance and my teeth shine in the sun. I’m too awesome for any gathering, but luckily I’m the life of the party.

In Trogdor’s honor, I strike at my air guitar which truly rocks the house! I’ve joined the adventuring party to learn more about myself and to spread the good word of he who is truly epic - Trogdor!