Episode 10: Frosty Chocolate Death Shakes
Campaign Date: Royal Orion Year 313, Day 281-289
Characters:
Sir Hollis Dupont, human, seasoned (Andrew Smith)
Squad of five science interns (NPC)
Sir Ashon 'Ka 'Linor, human, seasoned (Mike Miller)
Squad of six jackal-men laser gunners (NPC)
Sir Connor O'Reardon, human, seasoned (James Gallagher)
Squad of five human soldiers (NPC)
GM: Dave Nelson
Log:
The knights then go to Joe Waffler’s to investigate the scene of the crime. Detective Stilton Cheesewright gives them a sample of the banana-chocolate milkshake that Bloodblade had been drinking. Intern “Test Tube” determined that there was a DNA triggered “Finster Crystal”3 explosive within the shake which caused the damage. As “Stick” canvassed the crowd, the knights questioned the manager on duty, a Frodan named Stan Waffler. Waffler showed them the shake-composing computer and it was determined that the program had been tampered with. After gaining admittance to the security room4 , the knights found that a black-clad assassin had entered the kitchen the night before the explosion and tampered with the computer, inserting the Finster Crystals.
The knights then proceeded to the Outworlds Education Foundation, where they met with Professor Wanda Finkle, head of the grants department, who told them about Bloodblade delivering the ore samples. She mentioned that she had suggested that he go to Joe Waffler’s, but then everyone suggests that visitors go to Joe Waffler’s. Sir Hollis invites Dr. Finkle to the lodge for a dinner date, and she agrees to come.
The knights then have Joe Driver take them to Bloodblade’s campsite outside of town, where “Stick” forces “Test Tube” to make an unnecessary analysis of the great pile of ape poop that Bloodblade left behind. Joe Driver explains that he himself had driven Bloodblade to Joe Waffler’s after he dropped off the samples. At first Bloodblade had refused to go, but then Joe had said, that Bloodblade wouldn’t be allowed to go, so he insisted on going.
That night, Sir Connor teleported Sir Bloodblade back to Orion, while Sir Hollis managed to charm both Sally Parlour and Professor Finkle into bed.
Hollis and "Stick" search some seedy dives for a clue to where anyone might have some Finster crystals for sale. Eventually, "Stick"'s street savvy paid off and they were directed to a shady dealer named Clem, who hangs out at the Salty Spittoon. It was deemed prudent to send Sir Ashon undercover into the bar, as he is a much better investigator than the hapless Sir Hollis.
Sir Ashon removes his armor, but retains his scary Anubis helmet, and so is immediately taken for a super-villain by Clem. Clem tells him that he has some Finster crystals he bought from a certain Sybokian named “Mr. Jones” and offers to betray Jones for 5000 crowns5, which Ashon hands over. Jones is said to be hiding at the Fleurie Hunting Lodge, south east of Metapontum city.
The knights and their retainers swarmed the hunting lodge, guns a-blazing. “Mr. Jones” turned out to be Prince Oswald himself, and he was defended by a mercenary captain named Bolt Jackson and 7 of his men, one of whom carried a deadly plasma gun, the others shotguns. In the attack, 2 of Connor’s men were killed by shotgun fire, 1 of the jackalmen was killed by a plasma bolt and Sir Ashon was seriously wounded by another. "Stick" was also seriously hurt by a shotgun blast, and Hollis took some lesser injury. The mercenaries were all killed, including Bolt Jackson, but Prince Oswald was beaten up and surrendered. The knights found a letter from Sir Sylvester LeRoy to Prince Oswald, detailing how LeRoy had fronted Oswald money6 to kill Bloodblade as part of a joint project of revenge and how they would meet again after LeRoy’s business “in the Forbidden Zone.”
The knights returned to Orion.
Sir Hollis and Sir Ashon were each granted command of 6 royal marine troopers, and Sir Connor was granted the use of powered assault armor when they were granted the quest to return to Beamis and destroy the machines there.
They teleported back to Beamis and quickly assaulted the ancient base. The machines at first held them off, killing and injuring several marines. But Sir Hollis and Sir Connor teleported into the middle of the complex drawing much of the fire. Sir Hollis was severely wounded, but the massed laser and bullet fire from the marines, supported by Sir Ashon’s magic from one angle, and Sir Connor’s heavy machinegun from the other, turned the tide and the machines were destroyed.
The base turned out to be an old machine manufacturing plant, and troublingly, the fabrication machinery had been recently removed. The knights returned to Orion and were granted various royal boons for their service. Bloodblade was nearly regenerated in the Warm Liquid Goo tanks by this point.
1. The Outwolds Education Foundation is a famous university on Metapontum that trains many of the professionals needed for the frontier planets.
2. Joe Waffler’s Malt Shop is Metapontum’s premier tourist attraction, a sprawling complex of eateries run by an immense and irritating clan of Frodans, who use the latest technology to serve classic cuisine.
3. Finister crystals are an explosive substance produced by the Sybokians of Dendricon 5 by a secret treatment of Finster Weevil urine. Such crystals can be programmed to explode when exposed to an individual target’s DNA sequence.
4. Frodan security devices often require a long complicated dance in place of a password or biometric reading. This time was no exception.
5. As betraying is all part of pirating, Jones should have known better than to entrust his location to anyone who hangs out at the Salty Spittoon.
6. Prince Oswald had been broke and on the run since the failure of his coup attempt on Dendricon. He had sold his excess Finster Crystals to Clem in part for money to keep his mercenaries loyal since he had not yet gotten the final pay out for killing Bloodblade.
7. Killbots are one of the warrior types of the ancient life-hating machine race. They are about 7 feet tall, shining metal and humanoid in configuration. They have saws and drill bits for hands and fire laser beams from their eyes. For some mysterious reason they always appear in groups of 9.
8. It is surmised that he manages to control the robots using the shard of the mirror of Sir Vinnie in some unknown fashion.