Human Wizard - 4
Chaotic
(Andrew)

Tobias (aka Funko, Tobi, Tobias, or “hey you”) is just an awful human being. He doesn't do anything for anybody unless he sees a direct benefit to himself. He will spite those beneath him if they cross him. He befriends the other members of the Ass Kickers mostly because he sees them as scheming menaces like himself.

Although he comes from modest means to the North he can't get over the fact that he believes that he is the illegitimate child of Rhadymanthus Funke, Speaker of House Capricorn. He conjures lies just to make himself look important, and actively wants to attack House Capricorn in an attempt to get their attention. Whether he is actually the son of Funke or not is debatable. Tobias may only have the word of his mothers' family that a young Rhadymanthus sired him. In any case, his ultimate goal is to himself lead the life of power and privilege afforded one of the leaders of these twelve noble houses.

During his adventure to the cursed village of Hoong, Tobias was cursed as he labored to un-magic some treasure vaults. He suffered from the following ailments:

• Immense body-hair growth
• Being forced to recite verse instead of acting for the first two rounds of combat
• Requited to make a DEX check or fall down each time he tries to cast a spell

Tobias is also almost certainly a necrophiliac, but that's his secret.

STR 8. CON 9. DEX 10. INT 12. WIS 7. CHA 11

Skills: Mystic Reserve, Too Stubborn to Die

XP 12,029 (5th level at 20,000). GOLD 633.5

GEAR
Items left at home:

• 1 x Owlbear Punch (1d4 emergency healing / 1 in 20 for blindness cumulative)
• 1 x Awesome Pie
• Vest of the Apes
• Apprentice spellbook captured from Sapazz the Incomprehensible, Mage/Thief of the Intangible Growth in Hoong (Detect Magic, Fear, Flames, Invisible Chuggins)

Items: Alchemists' Kit, Herbalists' Bag, Large Wine Skin (4pt), Quarterstaff w/ Continual Light, Component Bag, Scroll Case, Bandolier, Master Spellbook

Potions on Bandolier (up to five)

• 0 x Acid
• 0 x Cling Fire
• 1 x Devil Grease
• 0 x Tangler
• 2 x Holy Water
• 0 x Military Oil
• 0 x Potion of Heal Wounded
• 0 x Neutralize Poison Potion
• 0 x Cure Disease Potion

Alchemicals in Alchemist Kit (up to twenty)

• 5 x Cigars
• 1 x Mighty Cigar
• 1 x Crystal of True Thought (Recover 1st level spell)
• 1 x Grey Powder (Mystic Union)
• 1 x Distilled Orc Dust (Increases AOE of Fear to 40'x40')
• 2 x Sleep Sand (+2D4 HD to Sleep)
• 0 x Essence of Krangor (If breathed in, 75% chance that it will instantly impart 6 temporary hit points but 25% it will do 1d3 damage instead)

Herbals in Herbalist's Bag (up to twenty)

• 1 x Garlic (repels vampires)
• 1 x Wolfsbane (repels lycanthropes)
• 2 x Tamarind (25% of curing Mummy Rot)
• 6 x Vermifuge (kills bookworms in 10' radius)
• 2 x Felwort Tincture (splashed in face, second save vs. paralysis)
• 6 x Comfrey (healing 1d4 1xday)
• 1 x Healing Salve (5hp healing but causes one hour of sleep)
• 1 x White Lotus

Scroll Case (up to seven scrolls)

• 2 x Fear
• 1 x Summon Monster II

Non Items: Mystic Union Robes, 2 sets of regular clothing, 1 belt, flint and steel, scabbards for any knives, daggers or swords, 1 pair of boots, 1 backpack, 2 large sacks

Joined the MYSTIC UNION and purchased the robes
4 x 1st, 2 x 2nd level spells

Spellbook:

First Level Spells
Disguise
Fear
Flames
Invisible Chuggins
Sleep
Stone Missile

Second Level Spells
Dirt Pile
Invisibility