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-One time I hired a monkey
+“Before I know it, she’s got both of my hands in her viselike grip above my head, and she’s pinning me to the wall using her [[http://data.whicdn.com/images/12536539/lips-man-moustache-nice-sketch-Favim.com-115124_large.jpg|lips]] … Her other hand grabs my hair and yanks down, bringing my face up, and her lips are on mine … My tongue tentatively strokes hers and joins her in a slow, erotic [[http://goodmenproject.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/baddancerdude.jpg|dance]] … Her erection is against my belly....[[http://www.brobible.com/files/uploads/made/files/uploads/images/bro-life/misc/wtf-is-this-shit_640_417_s_c1_center_top_0_0.jpeg|What the fucking fuck is that]]?"
-To take notes for me in class.
-I would just sit there with my mind a complete blank
+"You said your name was [[http://www.osovo.com/uly/02/ugly-people-15.jpg|Jenny]]!!!"
-While the monkey scribbled on little pieces of paper.
-At the end of the week, the teacher said,
-"Class, I want you to write a paper using your notes."
-So I wrote a paper that said..
-"Hello, my name is Bingo.
-I like to climb on things.
-Can I have a banana?
-Eek-Eek!"
-I got an F.
-When I told my mom about it,
-She said, "I told you, never
-Trust a monkey!"
-The end
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 G.R. has managed to survive into the modern night, by assimilating into the Camarilla society. He believes that the traditions of the Camarilla, are the same as those he had sworn to uphold as a Knight on the Road of Chivalry.